JERRY: (sarcastically)Ya, then maybe baldness will catch on. HELEN: Since always. JERRY: (answering phone) Hello? Hey I'll call him right now. They were in the attic. HELEN: I told you it was good. Are you there?! Hey I'll call him right now. My father took great pride in his appearance, he was a very handsome man, a casanova really. AARON: (getting up in Helen's face) So how long you folks in town? MORTY: You don't say? Seinfeld Bloopers. JERRY: Well he's from the impressionist school, you know like Monet, Manet, Tippi Tippi Dayday. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? I kept telling him. JERRY: U-oh come on up. JERRY: Ya, or if you're ever on Fifth Avenue here in New York City, you could get some there. (to Morty) Alright come on let's play. You know we're leaving at three o'clock. MORTY: (looking around) This is some office. GEORGE: You think your parents would have any objections to taking a little kid to Paris with them? (Elaine at her desk; Joanna standing near the door). Morty is pointing at a painting while talking to Elaine then takes off his glasses. GEORGE: What could I do? GEORGE: Anyway it's kind of a fluke thing but uh I'll be leaving for Paris in two days. MORTY: Jerry have you ever seen any of those impressionist paintings? KRAMER: Hey, remember this raincoat that you sold me? (to Helen) So listen has Jerry been showin' you a good time? When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? First the matin�e where we see (from left to right) Helen, Morty, Elaine and Aaron. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? They were busy with their (doing a little dance to make the plans seem all that important) big plans! ALEC: George, you have no idea how fantastic this is. MORTY: This is some building, Harry Fleming used to have an office here. You know my mother made all this Payaya. GEORGE: I'm trying to get out of this Big Brother program. JERRY: You'll see. I got a pair just like them at home. JERRY: (in a hurry) Ya how you gonna get all this done in time? GEORGE: What could I do? HELEN: (grabbing Aaron) Really, you could do that? MORTY: We saw Regis Fildmen get out of a limousine. (Rudy has a gasoline bottle and is burning some clothes), 22 Sep 2003 – GEORGE: Ya it used to be right in the middle of single Jeopardy and now they do it right after single Jeopardy. (George and Estelle move their way into the living room), FRANK: Let's forget about it. He knows all these fantastic places. "The Raincoats" is the 18th and 19th episodes of Season Five. HELEN: You're gonna first start shipping boxes? AARON: Oh, no, it's a gift. The Executive was a classic, these haven't been made in twenty years. (George, Estelle and Frank are sitting at the table for breakfast all still in what they slept in). ELAINE: Oh, that is soo nice (very elaborate nice) Aaron. JOEY: (interrupts) Wouldn't you like to be a big brother to someone like me? GEORGE: Well, sure Joey, sure, I would be thrilled. AARON: Oh you must be Kramer (advances on Kramer to close to his face Kramer walks back into the fridge to avoid him and falls to the ground) I've heard about you. (Joanne goes to leave; Aaron enters) Hi Aaron. GEORGE: Hey by the way my parents really want to have your parents over dinner before they leave town. RUDY: I wish, they don't make 'em anymore. HELEN: Jerry if you have something to do we could just sit right here and read. MORTY: Anyway there are these three big boxes, you can't miss them. HELEN: Oh, three more days, three more days then we're off to Paris. With Larry David, Wayne Knight, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Barney Martin. Morty Seinfeld and I are going into business together, selling raincoats. I'm kinda running the local chapter. FRANK: How can I go on a cruise with out my cabana wear? (Jerry holding up some cards looking at his father) In my garage there are a couple of boxes. How would you like a behind the scenes tour? (snaps fingers) Jerry Seinfeld. I love those, those clothes. GEORGE: Is there something wrong with my parents? b: 28-Apr-94 pc: 520 w: Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld d: Tom Cherones (George, Estelle and Frank all standing in the kitchen). RUDY: I'll give you uh two-hundred dollars for the three boxes. JACK: You know I still got that pen, the one that writes upside down. ELAINE: W-well I don't think so Aaron, uh, I have plans. GEORGE: Aaaa (looking around for Jerry) aaaa (finds Jerry) Ah ha. Seinfeld Extras - The Raincoats. ESTELLE: What am I supposed to do with all this Payaya? JERRY: She wants to say hi, she's with her new boyfriend. KRAMER: Ya if they're vintage, and you're a widow. JERRY: No I notice but they're from your age group I didn't know you could detect abnormal behavior among your own kind. AARON: Oh you must be Kramer (advances on Kramer to close to his face Kramer walks back into the fridge to avoid him and falls to the ground) I've heard about you. JERRY: He wants this guy to think he's in Paris. GEORGE: I don't know what the reason could be. Jerry's girlfriend, Meryl (Courteney Cox), poses as his wife in order that she may share in his 25% dry cleaning discount. GEORGE: Well um, what about tomorrow night? 1 min read, gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Stephen Pearlman (Mr. Goldstein) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Melanie Smith (Rachel) LaRita Shelby (Tour Leader) Jason Manary (Joey) Wayne Knight (Newman) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen), gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Lisa Pescia (Joanne) Melanie Smith (Rachel) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen) Sandy Baron (Klompus) Jerry's parents are staying with him while they, See all 179 posts KRAMER: Suppose I told you I had fifty in mint condition, would you be interested? KRAMER: Ya if they're vintage, and you're a widow. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise. I will send you a postcard when I get there. (Jerry smiling points to himself and nods with cards in his hands) So I took out my belt just to threaten him, and I got a glimpse of myself in the mirror. You know I have boxes of those sitting in my garage in Florida? I'm kinda running the local chapter. GEORGE: Is there ever a good time to have your parents stay with you? 5:59. KRAMER: Yea these are a hot item over at Rudy's. I never know what made it so exciting, but all at once my heart would fly", (Jerry and Rachel making out on Jerry's couch). What happened to that deli? MORTY: Say those are some nice pants. GEORGE: Yes a cruise, a long cruise, just the two of you. AARON: Ah Jerry you would not believe the time we had. "The Wife" is the 81st episode of Seinfeld. Seinfeld's success is partly credited to an amazing writing staff that churned out classic episodes for nine seasons.A television show's writer's room is full of writers throwing ideas against the wall and seeing which stick. ESTELLE: (with her arms out in wonder) What did we ever do to them? Seinfeld Extras - The Bookstore Season 9. HELEN: They're exhausting it's like being in an Asylum. MORTY: Just a second. What's the square footage? JERRY: He also came up with an idea for a brimless rain-hat but that never materialized. GEORGE: Well no not yet, you gotta buy french stamps (pauses) I-I'll reimburse you of course. ELAINE: (putting on lipstick) Sorry pal, wish I could help you out. KRAMER: Well uh that doesn't surprise me, ya i bought these at Rudy's. … (Jerry looks at him confused) It turns out that the kid's father lives in Paris. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father. JERRY: No I notice but they're from your age group I didn't know you could detect abnormal behavior among your own kind. You know we're leaving at three o'clock. JERRY: Hey did you notice they moved where they do the interview on Jeopardy now? (sits down in his chair). JERRY: When did you get tickets to see that? JERRY: Maybe I'll try and catch up with you. Part 1 Written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry SeinfeldPart 1 Written by Larry CharlesBoth Directed by Tom Cherones, The CastRegulars:Jerry Seinfeld ....................... Jerry SeinfeldJason Alexander .................. George CostanzaJulia Louis-Dreyfus ............. Elaine BenesMichael Richards ................. Cosmo Kramer, Michael G. Hagerty  ........... RudyDorien Wilson ..................... AlecAnnie Korzen ..................... Doris KlompusStephen Pearlman .............. Mr. GoldsteinJudge Reinhold  .................. AaronLisa Pescia  .......................... JoanneJason Manary  ................... JoeyLaRita Shelby  ................... Tour LeaderMelanie Smith  .................... Rachelrc: Jerry Stiller .................... Frank Costanzarc: Estelle Harris ................ Estelle Costanzarc: Barney Martin .............. Morty Seinfeldrc: Liz Sheridan ................. Helen Seinfeldrc:  Sandy Baron ................ Jack Klompus, I really feel as human beings, we need more training in our basic social skills. KRAMER: Oooo, boy I've never seen these before (looking at the clothes George just sold Rudy). (Elaine kisses at Jerry; Jerry looks at her in disgust). Are you there?! It aired in the U.S. on May 9, 1996. uumm Like I said uh you'll be getting a postcard uh in a few days and again I'm sorry. HELEN: I told you it was good. The episode won the award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series at the 1992 Emmy Awards for Larry Charles and Elaine Pope, the writers of the episode.. I want you to ship them here to New York for me. MORTY: I'm still going to Paris. RUDY: I don't see what would possibly stop me. ELAINE: Why would he ask your parents to goto a museum? HELEN: Aaron surprised us, and Elaine came. I never know what made it so exciting, but all at once my heart would fly", (Jerry and Rachel making out on Jerry's couch). MORTY: I haven't been able to reach him. We've never liked them. HELEN: (looking at Morty) Uh oh I don't think we think we can make it tonight, (turns toward George) we have plans. (George puts his arms out and imitates Estelle as she moves her arms up and down as she speaks) I want to know what we did them! My father took great pride in his appearance, he was a very handsome man, a casanova really. First I was on the road, then my parents show up, I'm getting a little uh backed up. 1 min read, gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Stephen Pearlman (Mr. Goldstein) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Melanie Smith (Rachel) LaRita Shelby (Tour Leader) Jason Manary (Joey) Wayne Knight (Newman) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen), gs: Michael G. Hagerty (Rudy) Dorien Wilson (Alec) Annie Korzen (Doris Klompus) Judge Reinhold (Aaron) Lisa Pescia (Joanne) Melanie Smith (Rachel) Jerry Stiller (Frank) Estelle Harris (Estelle) Barney Martin (Morty) Liz Sheridan (Helen) Sandy Baron (Klompus) Jerry's parents are staying with him while they, See all 179 posts ELAINE: (somewhat annoyed) I really don't know Mr. Seinfeld, [Collection of Scenes with the music and singing from "My Fair Lady" over them. GEORGE: Alright I happen to know what they did last night, they had dinner with Kramer. KRAMER: Hey, George what are you doing here? JACK: You know I still got that pen, the one that writes upside down. (pulls apart the Velcro blood pressure band) MORTY: Ah! ELAINE: Uh, let me ask you a question. JERRY: U-oh come on up. Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the ship? FRANK: Well what difference does it make? JACK: There is something wrong with the key. Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. MORTY: I say the guy was painting without his glasses. How come you asked Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld to goto the museum with you? GEORGE: Hey by the way my parents really want to have your parents over dinner before they leave town. It aired on January 19, 1995. MORTY: I came home one night, and I tripped over one of Jerry's toys. Others, breadmaking. JACK: Get the hell outta here with your nob. JERRY: (sarcastically)Ya, then maybe baldness will catch on. HELEN: Oh, three more days, three more days then we're off to Paris. GEORGE: Alright I happen to know what they did last night, they had dinner with Kramer. Sonraki oynatılıyor. ELAINE: You had fun with Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld. KRAMER: Mmm (smelling the lotion as he rubs it in) I'm gonna remember that if I'm ever in Florida. KRAMER: Mmm (smelling the lotion as he rubs it in) I'm gonna remember that if I'm ever in Florida. (George smiling in surprise) So it's a perfect solution. Episode 82&83 - The Raincoats pc: 519&520, season 5, episode 18&19 Broadcast date: April 28 1994 NOTE: Originally broadcast as part of a 60 min episode. (chuckling) Is that a coincidence? JERRY: (acting like Joey) Wouldn't you like to pass the ketchup to someone like me? The Executive was a classic, these haven't been made in twenty years. MORTY: I thought you forgot about me. It's going to be very interesting, very interesting if they don't show up tonight. KRAMER: Get 'em up here. From beltless raincoats to vintage cabana shirts, old men’s fashions drive the plot of “The Raincoats” (Episode 5.18). There was a deli on the first floor. GEORGE: You had dinner with the Seinfelds'? GEORGE: Yea, ya..ya know I feel terrible about Joey but it's jus..it's a great business opportunity. JERRY: You know their timing couldn't be worse. RUDY: Look I gotta be honest with you there's nothing here too spectacular. It is the 82nd and 83rd episode. This episode is the second part of a two-part hour long episode, with the first part being " The Raincoats, Part 1 ". JACK: So when are you coming down to Florida again? I refused to put that in any of my lines. (chuckling) Is that a coincidence? Seinfeld: Season 4. MORTY: We saw Regis Fildmen get out of a limousine. AARON: I was able to finagle two more tickets to "My Fair Lady" and I thought why not ask Morty and Helen. (Goes to grab the phone). (takes off into another room with glass doors on it and shuts the door). ELAINE: W-well I don't think so Aaron, uh, I have plans. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. JERRY: (in a hurry) Yea you're leaving at three o'clock. I kept telling him. (laughs) He was convinced Monet was near sighted. You know I'm paying for this whole Paris trip it's their anniversary present. What do you say George? JERRY: These the people you currently live with? It was written by Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, Tom Gammill & Max Pross, and was directed by Tom Cherones. GEORGE: It's a spanish dish. They had plans huh? Transcribed by: Juha Auvinen . Elaine's creepy new boyfriend is a "close talker" who enjoys spending time with Jerry's parents. I jiggled it. KRAMER: Oh hey guess what. Rachel, ya uh no they're back. GEORGE: The attic? I jiggled it for fifteen minutes. Seinfeld Scripts The Raincoats (Part 1) Stan The Caddy. Rachel! (Frank leaves the kitchen and moves into the living room). That's garbage. GEORGE: (into phone, frantic) Mister Dalrimple! FRANK: Well what difference does it make? But he's afraid to fly alone, you know he's kinda withdrawn, but he seems to take to you. JERRY: (dialing) He got em out of the house. HELEN: Why would they? (half hugs Estelle). AARON: Oh. RUDY: Look I gotta be honest with you there's nothing here too spectacular. I used to be in raincoats. JERRY: (walking over toward George and the door) I'll call you later. AARON: (Moving toward the door) Alright. This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. ESTELLE: Well they better come, I got all this Payaya. JOANNE: You are one lucky girl. GEORGE: Well, sure Joey, sure, I would be thrilled. Jack I want you to do me a big favor. GEORGE: Ya it used to be right in the middle of single Jeopardy and now they do it right after single Jeopardy. (Elaine at her desk; Joanna standing near the door). JERRY: When did you get tickets to see that? GEORGE: They were drinking champaign in a buggy! (George, Estelle and Frank are sitting at the table for breakfast all still in what they slept in). (hangs up the phone very disappointed). HELEN: How are you gonna get all this done in time? GEORGE: Hey could you do one other thing for me? JERRY: (stopping them) We better not. I got a big deal cooking here. RUDY: I'll give you uh two-hundred dollars for the three boxes. He can send them overnight delivery. We're off. GEORGE: So I tell Alec that I have to goto Paris for an undetermined amount of time. JERRY: Hey, I gotta stop off at the bookstore to pick up my parents one of those French-English dictionaries. JOANNE: You are one lucky girl. (they make out some more; then stop) T-They're gonna be here any second. Part 1 Written by Tom Gammill & Max Pross and Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld Part 1 Written by Larry Charles Both Directed by Tom Cherones-----The Cast. FRANK: (jumping to his feet) OK that's it! JERRY: Maybe he was just trying to be nice. ALEC: (walking over to Jerry and George's table) Hey guys. GEORGE: (pause) Alright if you think it's too much they don't have to mail the postcards. They wouldn't lie to us, they're are dear friends. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! That's garbage. They were busy. KRAMER: No it was a spur of the moment. This will all be turning your way. Morty opens a candy bar takes a bite then offers it to Elaine then Aaron who takes it as the scene changes to the Cafe 123. They had plans huh? Well you know Morty likes to fly by the seat of his vintage pants. MORTY: You gotta jiggle it a little bit. JACK: So when are you coming down to Florida again? GEORGE: Ok, fine. JERRY: Hey, I gotta stop off at the bookstore to pick up my parents one of those French-English dictionaries. You give me twenty-five percent I-I'll take care of everything. JERRY: She wants to say hi, she's with her new boyfriend. They were busy. I-I don't even know how long I'm gonna be away for. It's a used clothing store. You know I'm paying for this whole Paris trip it's their anniversary present. Seinfeld Bloopers. We're leaving for Paris in three days. We should take a trip, maybe a cruise. (Rudy has a gasoline bottle and is burning some clothes), 22 Sep 2003 – A raincoat salesman, I could buy and sell 'em like that. The Raincoats, Part 1 The Raincoats, Part 2 I love those clothes. There was a deli on the first floor. HELEN: Jerry have you seen Schindler's List? (George and Alec are sitting at the booth closest to the door). MORTY: You don't say? KRAMER: So uh what are you guys doing for dinner? GEORGE: Yes a cruise, a long cruise, just the two of you. Written by halo1k Plot Summary | Add Synopsis (Looks down yells) AH! JERRY: You'll see. In fact, you know I still have an envelope full of French Franks, I'll give 'em to ya. I think she really connected to the way he painted children. HELEN: Jerry if you have something to do we could just sit right here and read. Too many pumps, coming in too high, too sweaty, coming from too far away. GEORGE: Uh, I'm just selling some of Dad's things, (looking into Kramer's eyes) that's what he would have wanted. GEORGE: (pondering) Yes I suppose they do. Y-you haven't wore any of those clothes for years. GEORGE: I guess I've been hanging on to them for so long cuz i couldn't accept the fact that Dad was really gone forever (hugs a piece of clothing). MORTY: Nobody died. AARON: (getting up in Aaron's face) Hey Joanne. →. So when you get to Paris (handing Morty the postcards) all you have to do is drop 'em in any mailbox. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise. GEORGE: So are they coming tonight or not? JACK: Morty, listen I can't get into the garage. JERRY: This is like the meeting of Smith and Wesson. GEORGE: Ok, fine. It was written by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Gammill & Max Pross, and was directed by Tom Cherones. Rachel! What about tonight? KRAMER: Hey, remember this raincoat that you sold me? (Jerry and George walking down the sidewalk.). (sits down in his chair). JERRY: You know their timing couldn't be worse. Seinfeld Bloopers. ESTELLE: What am I supposed to do with all this Payaya? They were busy with their (doing a little dance to make the plans seem all that important) big plans! It's a moulage of fish, an meat with rice. Kramer and Morty team up to sell Morty's old belt-less trench coat "The Executive" to a vintage clothing store. The episode was first shown on NBC on April 28, 1994, and garnered an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for Judge Reinhold. JERRY: So how come you're not going over there for dinner? (Elaine kisses at Jerry; Jerry looks at her in disgust). A raincoat salesman, I could buy and sell 'em like that. JOEY: Wouldn't you like to be a big brother.. ALEC: (grabs Joey to stop him) Ya alright Joey that's enough, let's go (walking over to the counter) See ya. JERRY: You don't understand, I haven't been together with Rachel for like three weeks. GEORGE: (picking up what Frank saw as a mouse) It's the remote. (buzzes them up) It's Elaine you don't have a problem with her do you? Morty Seinfeld and I are going into business together, selling raincoats. I could have spread my wings, and done a thousand things, I've never done before. FRANK: Don't you understand the very thought, the very idea, I'll never be comfortable again. ESTELLE: Georgie what were you doing poking around the attic last night? Although the episode had two parts, they are both covered in this quiz. ALEC: (Joey was about to talk) Hey listen, I was wondering if either one of you guys would be interested in doing some work for the Big Brother program? ALEC: Ya, we've been trying to reunite Joey with his father who lives in Paris. FRANK: Why wouldn't they like us? Raincoats were my business. ELAINE: Uhuh, um you didn't feel uncomfortable spending the whole day at the museum with two complete strangers who were more than twice your age? AARON: Helen really seemed to respond to Renoir. I saw a mouse! I got a big deal cooking here. He can send them overnight delivery. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. KRAMER: So uh what are you guys doing for dinner? MORTY: I sure did. There may be two or three different subplots in each episode, but they are just funny ideas that work — and their place in the Seinfeld script formula is far less rigid. JOEY: Wouldn't you like to be a big brother.. ALEC: (grabs Joey to stop him) Ya alright Joey that's enough, let's go (walking over to the counter) See ya. FRANK: I admire Morty and Helen going to France. AARON: I love France, (moving over to Morty's face) I was just there last year. KRAMER: No it was a spur of the moment. FRANK: Don't you understand the very thought, the very idea, I'll never be comfortable again. HELEN: Jerry have you seen Schindler's List? MORTY: (to George as he is about to leave) Hey give 'em our best though. (Morty and Helen are sitting at Jerry's Table; Jerry and George are standing by them). If they don't come tonight they might not see us. KRAMER: So how'd you come up with the idea for the belt-less trench coat? RACHEL: (going out the door) It's night meeting you. (half hugs Estelle). KRAMER: Suppose I told you I had fifty in mint condition, would you be interested? GEORGE: Ok uh, I guess I'll tell them that. FRANK: (jumping to his feet) OK that's it! KRAMER: You must be Aaron, I've heard about you. Please? (Aaron, Helen and Morty heading out the door), AARON: See everybody later (Morty and Helen leave; Aaron closes the door blowing Elaine a kiss). KRAMER: Oh hey guess what. Then all I have to do is buy some post cards and have your parents mail them from Paris. Mister Dalrimple I have MORTY: This is some building, Harry Fleming used to have an office here. (he listens) (to George) He says, call him Monday. Stan The Caddy. Jackets & Coats Men's Shoes Boots ... Seinfeld TV Script Screenplay Signatures Autograph Reprint Jerry Seinfeld Jason Alexander Michael Richards Julia Louis-Dreyfus Wayne Knight TVandFilmScripts. What happened to that deli? ELAINE: (somewhat annoyed) I really don't know Mr. Seinfeld, [Collection of Scenes with the music and singing from "My Fair Lady" over them. It's that t-e-a-r-I-n-g sound. You give me twenty-five percent I-I'll take care of everything. First I was on the road, then my parents show up, I'm getting a little uh backed up. Then all I have to do is buy some post cards and have your parents mail them from Paris. Fair use rationale for Image:The Raincoat part 1 George Morty Helen Jerry Seinfeld.PNG Image:The Raincoat part 1 George Morty Helen Jerry Seinfeld.PNG is being used on this article. JERRY: (on the phone) ah no, I got the machine. To him I say 'That's three strikes you're out.'. AARON: (getting up in Helen's face) So how long you folks in town? ALEC: That's great George, thanks a lot I'll get in touch with you. Seinfeld Extras - Jerry Stiller's Seinfeld Secrets. At the restaurant we see (from left to right) Morty, Elaine, Helen and Aaron. (They both run their hands through their hair), MORTY: (from outside the door; singing) I could have danced all night (entering with Helen) I could have danced all night and still have. Isn't he nice? See when people like you die, the widows they bring in their wardrobes, they make a bundle. JERRY: (acting like Joey) Wouldn't you like to pass the ketchup to someone like me? (Out of one of the boxes George sold Rudy flies a couple of moths as the scene ends). uumm Like I said uh you'll be getting a postcard uh in a few days and again I'm sorry. Transcribed by 13erla of [ http://www.seinology.com/ ]Seinology.com. (Elaine and Aaron are heard laughing on the Intercom). My father has a ton of old clothes just sitting up in the attic, y-you think they're worth something? 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